(A middle aged couple comes to my checkout.)
Me: “Hello, how are you?”
Wife: “Fine, thank you.”
Husband: *grumbles*
(I proceed to pack their shopping, when suddenly the male customer starts looking angry.)
Husband: “I think you hate your job! I think you want to quit!”
Me: “Um, no… I quite enjoy it.”
Husband: “Well, you will get fired! You don’t show a proper respect!”
Wife: “Henry, calm down.”
Me: “I don’t know how I offended you, sir.”
Husband: “No, not to me! Show proper respect to those biscuits!”
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